Movie Thoughts – “Sing”

1989 – Starring Lorraine Bracco, Peter Dobson, Jessica Steen


You can find this movie on YouTube.

Here we go!…

• I remember this from way back when. I think it was because I liked the ending so much. Let’s se if it’s as good as I remember it!

• Gotta watch this movie in chapters. I saw on Google search that this is on DVD. If I still like it, I’m going to buy it. It can’t be cheaper than $10 I’d imagine. I don’t think it was a big blockbuster.

• Yep… 80’s music. I’m groovin’!

• Hey! Patti Labelle is in this!

• LMAO! I don’t know why, but I just found this little girl amusing. And that old man seems to enjoy the view!
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• Ooh! I don’t think that relationship is going to last.

• That poor old man. He’s so lonely.

• Really? People gather around at a non-school function to sing the school song?

• Wow, this chick is really getting into it!
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• I don’t even remember if any of the high schools I went to had school songs.

• I think grandpa died.
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• Eating all your homework will make you sexually potent. That’s what Satan says. LOL

• Lorraine Bracco, you don’t propel your voice well for a teacher.

• LOL. Teacher stuck it to the punk kid.

• Lorraine Bracco isn’t very intimidating. At least not her looks. I’m not falling for the tough lady act.

• That mother is so old fashioned.

• All I can think of is that this is what the Spice Girls would’ve been in the late 80’s! Scary!
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• Watching this club scene makes me wonder if in another 20 years, I will look back at a movie from nowadays and wonder how I ever thought the dancing was cool.

• I thought you said, “This ain’t no date.”
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• LOL. “You wanna thumb wrestle?”

• It’s Cuba Gooding Jr!
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• Ooh! Time to call the teacher out!

• Uh oh. Dominic is into some trouble because of his brother.

• After a good old fashioned movie slap in the face, there’s the “coming to realization” moment.

• “What are you gonna do about Sing?!”

• OMG Cecelia made her own costumes. Now we DEFINITELY have to keep the school open and keep sing in production!

• Patti Labelle is fierce!
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• “You gotta get ’em on their feet before you can kick their ass!”

• I think that would be me too if Patti Labelle was powerhousing a note at me.
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• That mother is a real twat.

• LOL – When you get mad at a teacher, just dance with them… and all will be well.
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• Watching Lorraine Bracco dance in that coat makes me feel uncomfortable. Why didn’t she take it off? Isn’t it getting in the way?

• She thinks SHE’S gonna save the show. Yeah, I believe her.

• Is that girl’s voice for real?
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• For some reason that I know not of… Peter Dobson looks really hot to me right now.
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• This is what I remember about the movie.
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• LOL – Dude… that’s a Michael Bolton sog. He he he!

• “Shut the fuck up.” Tell him officer!
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• Peter Dobson gets down.
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• Well well, the mother showed up. I think the show is almost over. But I couldn’t help noticing how the blond girl next to her looks like the chick from “Hello Mary Lou Prom Night 2”
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• It doesn’t matter who won? Are you NUTS?!

• Oh wait… I think I was crying at this point the first few times I watched it. Not this time though. Myst be that hard heart of mine. LOL.

• Oh, time for the song. Morgan Freeman would like this school. They know their school song.

• And of course, the mother comes to her senses.

• And another of course, the chick is kissing Peter Dobson.
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• And… we end it with the “we did it” fist to the sky bit.
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I still like this movie. I really do.

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Movie Thoughts – “It’s My Party and I’ll Die if I Want To”

2007 – Starring Adrienne Fischer, Alicia Kenney, and Oliver Luke

It's My Party

You can find this movie on Netflix.


Here we go!…

• Just watching the trailer made me want to walk away. So I guess this is the perfect movie for me to put in my Movie Thoughts section! LOL

• It’s a Scotchworthy Productions film. Does this mean it’s a student film?

• The beginning is set in the 1930’s? Okay, I’m fine with that. But how is that man reading “Green Darkness”? That book wasn’t published until November 1, 1972. Is he a time traveller? I guess we’ll find out!
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• Ooh, I kinda like this remix of… oh wait, not anymore.

• I’m sorry, but unless this movie is about comics or a comic book hero, then it’s dumb to have “comic” beginnings. That’s just my opinion though.

• Hey, I’ve seen that guy before! I had to look him up. It’s Tom Savini. He’s one of them character actors I think… cause I don’t recall him ever being a leading man.
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• Wow, I’m only 6 minutes and 30 seconds into this movie and my mind is wandering off other places.

• The “between” music sounds like something you hear in a video game.

• Those girls are only trick-or-treating at ONE house? I hope it’s just a cover for some kind of drug deal.

• OMG. I wasn’t affected by the almost accident. I’m really ticked off that he doesn’t stop at stop signs. It’s fuckers like that who make me want to get a gun.

• LMFAO! I wish MY mum was that cool on my birthday!
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• Waiting for this to end. LOL

• Oh you stupid stupid bitch. What made you think that you wouldn’t get it all over you?

• Shirts off… bras off… perhaps head off next?

• LMFAO! Duh!! If you go walking around with no top on, you should EXPECT to be seen! Serves you right that Uncle Tom saw yo boobies.

• LOL – This martial arts scene reminds me of the one in “Nightmare on Elm Street 4” where Rick was doing his martial arts thing. BOTH seemed a little forced.
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• 25 minutes in… only 53 more to go. I’m looking through the optimist’s eyes now.

• Dude painted the windows? That makes me feel secure since I know my stepdad plans on painting today.

• LMFAO! The shower scene gets a somewhat 70’s porn music treatment!

• Glow stick! It’s a rave!!

• Dude needs a tetanus shot!

• Dude’s practically dying, but forgets his pain when there’s the possibility of seeing a naked woman.

• She’s the girl I usually walk away from when she’s talking. It’s either walk away or punch her in the face. I opt for the one that wont get me jail time.
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• 28 more minutes before it’s over!

• Pause to pee.

• This part just frikkinʼ amused me to no end. How exactly does one react to a monster trying to beat the door down behind you, and your friend having weird convulsions in front of you?
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• “Ceremonial cantina sword.” LOL

• Ooh… nodding off. If it weren’t for the scream, I may have actually fallen asleep!

• I think I know why I’m falling asleep. It could possibly be because this movie is shot way too dark. So it’s just like staring at a black screen.

• Do they have permission to use these songs in this movie?

• Horror movies… where girls fight better with their clothes on.

• Is this supposed to have the bad 70’s movies look to it at this point?

• I hope the aim of this movie was to be cheesy.

I wont remember the plot of this movie in 2 days.

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Movie Thoughts – “God Bless America”

2011 – Starring Joel Murray, Tara Lynne Barr and Mackenzie Brooke


You can find this movie on Netflix.


Here we go!…

• Another movie Dave suggested. Better not have any zombies!

• So this guy hates his neighbors. What kid of apartment complex does he live in where he can hear THAT CLEARLY what the other people are saying?

• You’re kidding me! WTF? Oh, thank goodness.

• Eww! I would NEVER watch “Tuff Girls” after a tampon attack!

• LOL. Hitler Obama!

• It’s nice to see that “American Superstarz” has just as good of talent as “American Idol”.

• As I sit here and watch this man’s reaction to switching the channel to “American Murder”. I can’t help but think of Dave. I envision him doing the same thing. Just sitting there, with a slight smile on his face, in the dark, thinking about who he’d like to kill.

• A surgery of who boys and girls want to be, with Kim Kardashian and any of the guys on Jersey Shore as their answers? Thank the Monkey God that this is just a movie. If those statistic were true… shoot me.

• When a gun wont do, do what most people do! Aim the stapler and shoot away!!

• Time to go out for a smoke and see if Beans wants to come in.

• Okay, I’m back in. Let’s continue on with the movie.

• Listening to Frank ramble is like listening to Dave. So incredibly amusing!

• And his eyes are red. Is he high? Hmm… Dave, did you write this movie?

• Oh my goodness it’s MCD playing a security guard!

• The bratty girl on the Happy Birthday Sweet 16 show, and Frank’s daughter… they make me want to never have kids.

• Kill Twi-Hards? Girl, you’re about to get bitch-slapped!

• Dave, I hope that you one day find yourself someone like this girl. Hopefully she’ll be of a legal age though. LOL

• “So we’re platonic spree killers? Because you think I’m ugly?” I love whoever wrote this movie.

• The killing at the movie theater is just like Duck Hunt. I sure do miss the old Nintendo.

• While they drive to kill the political douchebag, the music reminds me of The Office theme song.

• How did Frank find this weapons guy? Was he in the phone book?

• I would watch “American Idol” if it had such events like “American Superstarz”. Well, I’d watch the live show. LOL

All in all, I liked this movie. It made me laugh a lot. Is it because I have a twisted mentality? Possibly.
I would definitely recommend it to some of my friends!

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Movie Thoughts – “Phantom of the Mall: Eric’s Revenge”

1989 – Starring Derek Rydall, Jonathan Goldsmith and Rob Estes

POTM Erics Revenge

You can find this movie on YouTube.

Here we go!

• Is this movie starting from the beginning? Oh well, can’t be choosey, it’s the only place I can find it.

• I saw this movie once a hell of a long time ago. But I never forgot it.

• Yep, I guess it is the beginning.

• Pauly Shore! That’s probably why I remembered it! LOL

• Ooh! I just thought… I can probably find “The Blair Witch Project” here on YouTube.

• Morgan Fairchild is the mayor, and she has a HUGE flower on her shirt!

• Look at these movies on the sidebar that look horrible! I may have to watch one sometime! LOL

• Oh look, there’s Pauly.

• Rob Estes, you look like a stalker.

• That there must be the Phantom.

• I need to clean out my ears.

• Supersonic hearing. Glorious.

• He he he he he he he he he he he he! I laughed my way through the fan murder.

• Boobs.

• He he he – “Strange knocking in the G section” – that doesn’t sound like a BAD thing!

• Oh! I just noticed that they have the regular player, a big player, and a full screen. I’m gonna use the big player!

• Seriously, how can you notice someone touching your shoulder when your shoulder pad is larger than your head?

• Well well now… dead man on the desk.

• Surprise presents in the car!

• LOL – It looks like she just hugged her attacker.

• Dinner’s ready! Gotta hit pause and get some chow!

• Food! Chicken, mashed potatoes and cream of broccoli soup!

• Now… back to the show.

• Ooooo…. sexuals. I don’t know if I can watch this. I already watched some porn this morning.

• The mall owner’s son seems like a real toolbox.

• A little music starts playing for some phantom stalking, aka him watching video cameras, and the ice cream truck shows up in front of my house. Um hello – I don’t want THAT soundtrack to the movie!

• Subliminal messages. No wonder I kept thinking about this movie all these years. I was told subliminally NOT to forget it!

• Nothing says suspicious like eyeing someone and then running.

• LOL – Dude jumped on the elevator.

• The piano player has a limp. Could HE be the attacker? Possibly!

• God this chicken is good!

• Yep! Piano man is the attacker.

• A snake bit your peepee sir!

• Mall son is a douchebag. And his nose is too big.

• Well, he’s a little bit dead now.

• He gave me orchids, he played our song… And then we FUCKED!!!

• Chicken! Chicken in ma belleee!

• Ooh. The plot thickens.

• Who is this dude? His real name. I think I’ve seen him in something else before.
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• It’s REALLY convenient that the bad guy was parked a few spaces by those kids.

• Pedestrians!

• Phantom on the car!
Car Ride

• Really? The graveyard is giving you the creeps?

• OMG! You’re shittin’ me! No body in the coffin?! I’m shocked beyond belief!
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• This cream of broccoli soup is a bit thick.

• Wait! I know where the body is! The guy’s name is Eric Matthews. He was on “Boy Meets World”!

• Oh look, more sexuals. With 2 guys! Now 3 guys! He he he – no WONDER I remembered this movie!

• Smoking in the restaurant.

• Did you know that when you suffer major burns in a house fire, that you get super-strength and can do a bunch of karate moves? Yep, it’s true!

• That man has no more head.

• Eric is a heavy breather. It’s rather annoying.

• And this is the face of the phantom.

• No no… THIS must have been the reason I remembered the movie!
Sexy Pauly

• Bomb!

• Dead people and rats.

• Hey, it’s the snake again. Watch your penis!

• You love him… in what little time you’ve known him? When moments ago you were saying how you love Eric? No wonder men think we’re crazy.

• Hey, when all else fails… time to choke a bitch. And that bitch seems to be Morgan Fairchild at the moment.
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• Seeing a man be burned alive makes me wanna watch “Nightmare on Elm Street”!
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• LOL – And here comes Pauly Shore to the rescue on a Goldwing.

• Oops! The mall is broken. Guess ya’ll are out of jobs.

• Movie is over. It wasn’t horrible.

• Oh goodness! Think this guy got made fun of a lot in school?
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• “Is he the phantom of the mall? Or just some just a retard in a broken hockey mask?” – I was just listening to the song in the ending credits, and those were a couple lines from it.

• Tis completely over.

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Movie Thoughts – “Night of the Comet”

1984 – Starring Catherine Mary Stewart, Kelli Maroney and Robert Beltran


You can find this movie on Netflix.


Recommended by my friend Dave.

Here we go!…

• Yay! It’s on Netflix! It will be better quality. If 80’s movies can be better quality that is.

• Starting it in the kitchen while my noodles cook. Good way to start the morning. Noodles and a cheesy movie!

• Everyone is celebrating the comet. How special.

• That’s a snazzy pair of shoes you got on there.

• had to stop it for a few minutes to get my food ready. Noodles, check! Ass on bed, check! Movie, unpausing now!

• LOL – I thought he said “fleshlight”, not “flashlight”. If it were a fleshlight, this may be a whole new movie!

• LMFAO! Cat fight!

• Oh look at those SUPERB graphics!

• Uh oh, everyone’s gone!

• Did everyone turn into red dirt? If so, then why wasn’t there red dirt near the other clothes being shown on the streets?

• Well, next time a comet comes around, I’m going to have to make sure I’m too busy having sex to watch it. At least I’ll live through the tragedy. Unless the sex is bad, then I’ll probably regret that I wasn’t outside.

• WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! Son of a bitch Dave! If you’ve got me watching a zombie movie, I’m gonna kick your ass! I hate zombies! They freak me out!

• Ha ha ha! She’s locked out now.

• What the fuck?! What the fuck?! What the fuck?! That’s a zombie. I hate you Dave!

• Oh the dog is dead too. That’s sad.

• It’s Saturday morning – the kids are inside watching cartoons. At least in the 80’s they could. There were good cartoons then.

• Why is that girl wearing the dog leash around her neck?

• Zombies… grr. I hate you Dave.

• I just noticed that the chick changed her shirt.

• I gotta go do the dishes. God damned son of a bitch Dave’s got me watching zombies.

• Okay, dishes done. Time to get back to this disaster and cursing Dave. I’ve noticed there’s an hour and 4 minutes left. Hopefully there wont be any more zombies in that time frame.

• Eww… if she eats that gum off the microphone, I’m gonna lose my noodles.

• LOL – It sounds like this lady wants to just start the human race over with those guys on her own.

• Cops? Really?

• Eww! I hate you Dave! Eww!

• Hey, I just noticed that my neighbors are having their garage sale again. And they don’t even have a garage.

• What is this chick doing naked in the bathroom? LOL – That zombie looked like a bad throwback from “Nightmare on Elm Street”.

• I really want to watch “Phantom of the Mall”. I wonder if that’s on YouTube as well.

• Ah! The blonde is gonna become a zombie!

• Didn’t I hear something about one of those chicks recently?

• Hector, I don’t think your family made it.

• Son of a bitch, I don’t like that sound. I hope it’s an angry gremlin and not a zombie!

• Nope, it’s a little boy zombie. Dammit Dave!

• The scientist woman is a real douche. And not in a cleansing way.

• The end of the world = rashes

• I wonder if I would get upset if I woke up and most of the population was gone?

• This “bad guy” Willy, is he TRYING to act bad? Or does it just come natural?

• Oh look! Eminem is in the movie! LOL

• Is this Willy feller a zombie? Eminem didn’t look like one.

• Ooh! Are they gonna kill the blonde with the big hair? I swear her hair is bigger than her whole body.

• Yep, she’s dead.

• Ooh! Oscar’s dead.

• Is this movie almost over? Little less than a half hour.

• Hey! Sant lived through the comet!

• Oh hell, it’s only Hector. Does this mean there’s no Santa Claus? Say it ain’t so!

• She’s gonna commit suicide.

• I’m a Cancer too! When’s your birthday?

• They’re gonna kill kids! Those fuckers.

• She busts a keyboard over some guy’s head, and I start singing “Bust the windows out your car.”

• LMFAO! Hector is a Texan now!

• What the hell is going on? Is blondie a zombie now and Hector is transporting her around? No no no Hector. You need to be killing her!

• *yawn*. I gotta pee.

• Ahh, I feel better now.

• This is how the older sister dresses…

• And this is how the younger sister dresses (and on a streetcorner)…

• Well, I guess dressing like a hootch works. She got picked up.

• Oh a bit of a chuckle. DMK is now known.

• Okay, it’s over. No more zombies. No more cursing at Dave. Emile is cooking something in the kitchen and it smells good.

• I only rated this 1 star. Because I loathe zombies. LOL

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Movie Thoughts – “Wavelength”

1983 – Starring Robert Carradine, Cherie Currie and Keenan Wynn


You can find this on YouTube.

This movie was suggested to me by my friend Dace. He wrote, “Cheezy movie from the 80’s for ya”. So I HAD to watch it and write my thoughts!

Here we go!…

• Okay, let’s see what Dave has gotten me into.

• Sounds like whales.

• Oh, you know it’s good when the music is composed and performed by TANGERINE DREAM!
Tangerine Dream

• Where is everybody?

• Puppy!!!

• Oh look! A person!

• Hey! It’s one of the nerds from “Revenge of the Nerds”! I thought his name looked familiar in the credits!

• A chick is narrating? Are we going to learn who she is?

• LOL – I thought that guy was Tommy Lee Jones for a minute.

• Well now, that was stupid. Why ruin your own equipment? Bang someone else’s guitar.

• Hey, is that the chick from Joan Jett and the Blackhearts? Erff… The Runaways, not JJ&TB. It is!

• Hey! She’s the narrator!

• Frank is having some issues.

• I miss playing the guitar. And I miss playing the trumpet.

• Are those children in those container things?

• Oh of course there has to be nakedness in here. What rating is this?

• Ha! She thinks it’s whales too!

• Plants need to be watered? Not if they’re fake! Unless they didn’t have fake plants in 1983. I was only 7, so I hardly think I was paying attention to things like plants.

• Old man Dan hears the whales too!

• Is this supposed to be scary? No, probably just one of those suspense movies.

• “Do not open case”. LOL – So he opens it. I totally would too!

• Check for the little whale children. That’s what I’m going to call them. I’m convinced that the children in those canister things were found at sea by scientists. They had been orphans once and ended up being raised by whales, so they only know how to speak whale. Now scientists are fucking with their systems because that’s what scientists do to beings they can’t understand.

• Hey, there are other people there! Maybe it wasn’t a fake plant!

• Does the kid have 2 hearts? Because he could be a young Doctor Who!

•  He he he! I can see your microphone dangling! (Look at the top left side)
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• Well that doc at least has the sense to question things.

• Oh poor Frank! Maybe Dan will take care of him.

• This could be an alien movie!

• Yep! It’s an alien movie.

• I need to take my bra off. It’s bugging me. Not that my bra has anything to do with this movie.

• Well, don’t you know the actress’s history? Of course her mind is in a meditative state… she used to do a hell of a lot of drugs.

• Ooh! She could be an alien too!

• I wish I was an alien. Then the mothership could come take my away from this hellhole called Earth.

• They just need a little Vitamin D to get better.

• Movie time with the military!

• Yep, this is an old movie… there’s a dude smoking in the conference room!

• OMG, this creepy looking man!

Creepy Man  I wish I could get a bigger picture of him!

• That alien just woke up!

• Oh bummer, the guy with the biggest brain is dead, or dying.

• Have they been feeding these two? How long have they been down there for? I’m so lost about the time frame.

• Stop yelling at Bobby. I’d be asking the same questions. He can’t read your mind. i don’t know what’s going on either!

• Are they going to kill Bobby, Iris and the alien children?

• Ooh! Shit just got real! Bobby opened the freezers!

• I hope those children have underwear on! Nope, their naked. Give them some clothes!

• Better hope the elevator don’t fall on you!

• How typical, they have those Delta, Gamma and Beta names. I would rename them. They are now Jamal, Isaac and Georgio.

• Why kill them? Frikkin no-good government.

• Dammit! Why hasn’t anyone gotten those kids some clothes yet?

• Those kids also need a hamburger.

• Oof, my eyelids are getting heavy. Only about a half hour left.

• Finally! Someone’s brought clothes! No more naken children!!

• I bet those children are going to help Bobby. Because that’s the proper thing to do.

• Where are those children’s clothes?! Dammit Jamal, Isaac and Georgio, why did you take off your clothes?!

• Are their penis’ glowing in the sun?!

• Yay, they have their clothes on again!

• Okay, so the aliens just use their mouths for sex. That’s creepy. Not the idea, but the fact that they are talking about it in front of children!

• Creepy children watching sex!

• “May the force be with you”. LOL.

• I gotta pee.

• Okay, back.

• That looks like a background you can find for a computer.

• It makes me wanna watch “Solarbabies”!

• It’s all over. Well now, Dave was right. It was a cheesy 80’s movie. 🙂 THANKS DAVE!!

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